Have you ever wanted to play Tetris, but also wanted to play a board game at the same time? I have good news for you, because there’s a new board game called Tetris that is — and I cannot stress this ...

Oh, cool! Tetris! Yeah, I'll do that. Shit, getting paid to play Tetris... [Ten minutes later.] Wicked! It's Tetris (make lines out of falling blocks), but with silly backgrounds and weather effects ...